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How do you know that peanuts are from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

When should you feed milk to a from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !

Why did the elephant eat the candle from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

Have you heard about the elephant that from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

Why do elephants eat raw food Because from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

Why are elephants wiser than chickens Have from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

How can you tell if there is from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

What did the grape say when the from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

How do you get an elephant into from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

What did the hotel manager say to from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the elephant cross the road from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

How does an elephant get out of from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !

How do you fit five elephants into from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Why do elephants have trunks Because they from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

What kind of elephants live in Antartica from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

A boy with an elephant on his from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"

What pill would you give to an from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

Whats the difference between an elephant and from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !

Whats the difference between an African elephant from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !

Why are elephants grey So you can from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !